


I suggest they dye their oranges red, black, and yes, green. Pretty soon, orange farmers will have to find a new way to market their fruit online. And let me add, don't even think of posting your favorite oranges online. Test results show that some images of Garfield will be blocked. Well, ladies and gentlemen, reality could be funnier than comedy. Whenever I tell people this software can filter out pornography by detecting skin tones, I'm met with: "Are you serious? You must be joking." Our stolid image will be changed forever. This Net Nanny would open an unprecedented floodgate of black humor. If, despite all that, they still manage to get it off the ground, it will be nonsensical, but look on the positive side. If that isn't enough, Green Dam's developers now face a copyright action by US makers of similar filter software.
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Perhaps that is why a ministry official hinted this week that users will be able to decide for themselves whether to install the software. Online feedback shows that many netizens are red with anger. But the most possible effect is, it's going to make every Chinese netizen look like an idiot - or an adult with the IQ of an 8-year-old. The filtering software, which the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology wants installed in every computer sold in the country starting from July 1, is supposed to cleanse the Internet of unhealthy content. Instead I've noticed gobs of red and black.
